I'm pretty sure I'm just being mean at this point.

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You: I thought I told you never to come here again!
Stranger: how can i know you real? i cant (and never will) see or hear or touch u.
thus u r just my imagination!
You: (we're reenacting scenes from Back to the Future)
You: Oh My God.
You: You have blown my mind.
You: You're like fucking Rousseau.
You: do you have like 7 philosophy degrees?
Stranger: fuck philosophy
You: Did you write your doctoral paper using r and u?
You: How hard it is really, to type two fucking extra letters?
Stranger: fuck u
You: You are a learned soul
You: quick witted and intelligent.
You: I can see I am no match for you
You: Good day, Sir.
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Accents are so secksy

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a guy looking for a girl. 16 male england.
You: OMGPONIES!!!!1!
You: I LOVE ENGLISH DOODS
You: I'M 16 AND FROM CALI
You: TEEHEE
Stranger: oh kl kl :P
Stranger: lol i take it ur one of those horny ones xD ?
You: You're fucking retarded, friend. That's the problem with the internet: Sarcasm is so hard to get.
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