The School System Failed Me

Stranger: fuck me

You: hello!

Stranger: can you not read?!

You: oh shit. do you know what I just realized?? I CAN'T FUCKING READ!

You: OH MY GOD!

Stranger: oh shit!

You: *PANICS*

Stranger: but you can type

Stranger: dumb shit

Uh oh. Someone's having a stroke!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hello!

Stranger: word its cool

Stranger:

You: "word its cool" literally makes no sense

Stranger: 2 0 4 2

You: you appear to be having a stroke.

You: please dial 911, immediately.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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