Friday, July 31, 2009

Bringing it back, old school.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello.
Stranger: can you talk dirty to me?
You: A white horse fell in the mud!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Proper Grammar-Land

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where u from?
You: I'm from a magical land where u and you are not interchangeable.
Stranger: very nice
You: Yeah. It's nice here.

Disconnected!